[thisislife]

Mr. Peters – Mr. Evelyn Peters – was a milquetoast man of moderate height. He had been abandoned at the age of five for his overtly curious nature, and was adopted by a family of stray cats until they died. At the age of ten he was found in a gutter and promptly sent to the most esteemed boarding school in the Vatican countryside. It was there that he had his curiosity surgically removed; although, in all likeliness, they probably took out a good chunk of his courage as well.

A mere seven years after his operation he had quibbled his way into acceptances from the top universities in the northern hemisphere, but upon realizing that his timidity was not as they thought – they had mistaken it for an introverted cleverness akin to that of the mightiest savants – his offers were revoked and he found himself in the more fitting environment of Bagtown.